Gaius x Tanner confirmed ?
Gaius and Tanner have been happily married for 4 years and have a small cabin in Minnesota where their adopted son JoeJoeFine has plenty of room to roam and play with his other 5 brothers and sisters.
Rumour has it that the lovebirds' relationship is taking a rocky turn and heading towards a divorce. The alcoholism and constant fighting is causing JoeJoeFine to fear for his mother's wellbeing.
Following the arbitrary death of one of the 6 children (not JoeJoe that cunt'll never die), more tension builds between the young couple. Gaius' attention turns away from Tanner/Salmon and he puts in more hours into working and the clocking in at the local bar, causing Tanner to feel insecure and bury herself in her art.
In the weeks proceeding the wake of baby Joehanius, Tanner and Gaius interact less and less with each other (more importantly, their fans). "I feel like I don't even know you anymore," Tanner complains one night. Gaius drops his head in defeat, disappointed that he has broken his vows (which went: "I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch"). The divorce papers are in the mail, they'll take 3-5 business days to arrive, fuck UPS fuck Minnesota.